|Doctor Who night
||[Sep. 20th, 2015|09:20 pm]
*brushes aside the cobwebs and starts typing*
Hand mines... now they're creepy. No thank you, Thing.
"I try never to understand. It's called an open mind."
"Davros. My name is Davros."
I think I know the song that's playing in the background in the Not The Mos Eisley Cantina At All. Something by Nick Cave? I just about recognise the tune, but can't place it or put a name to it.
"Doctor. What have you done?" One would think that the Sisterhood of Karn would know by now not to ask the Doctor questions like that.
"Pardon my sci-fi, but this is beyond any human technology."
Davros, and Missy? (a.k.a. the Mistress, née the Master.) So, who's going to double-cross whom this time?
"How come you're still alive?" "Death is for other people, dear."
"See that couple over there? You're the puppy."
"Where is the Doctor making the most noise, where there isn't any crisis?"
The Doctor, standing on a tank, playing an electric guitar... in 12th-century Essex. Take that, Mad Max.
"Honestly, this stuff will be hilarious in just a few hundred years. Do stick around."
"Hugging is a great way to hide your face."
"It's my party, and all of me are invited."
"... Hang on a minute. Davros is your arch-enemy now?" Tough luck, Missy.
"Davros made the Daleks... but who made Davros?"
"How can you and the Doctor be friends?" "Why can't we?" "Because you spend all your time fighting." "Exactly."
"I approve of your new face, Doctor. So much more like mine."
"This is the planet of the Daleks!" "COR-RECT." It even looks like an old-school Dalek.
"The TARDIS is indestructible." "Did the Doctor tell you that? You should never believe a man about a vehicle."
... Now she's mentioning 'a dog's unmentionables' while groping a Dalek in the bumps. How on earth did THAT get past the censors? ... I never thought I'd see a Dalek being sexually harassed on broadcast TV.