November 14th, 2009

lots of planets have a south

This year's Pratchett quotes

Unseen Academicals has been seen and acquired in Darkest Invercargill.

It is a well-known fact in any organization that, if you want a job done, you should give it to someone who is already very busy. It has been the cause of a number of homicides, and in one case the death of a senior director from having his head shut repeatedly in quite a small filing cabinet.
- No less wise for having been printed with American spelling (we get the Australian printings of the books here).

'Or we could play a game of football, gentlemen,' said Ridcully, clapping his hands together cheerfully. 'One game. That's all. How hard would that be?'
- The Archchancellor is here channelling Jeremy Clarkson.