July 6th, 2010

bob the ghost

News of the weird

You couldn't invent headlines this bizarre: Twilight death not suspicious, say police.

The best comments on this I've seen are from the commentators at Editing Teh (sic) Herald:
I hope they didn't have to suffer through the whole film before they died.
Wait, did that say NOT suspicious? Now I'm even more suspicious, this has cover-up written all over it.

Maybe his death wasn't suspicious, but a 23 year old male watching a Twilight film alone... something's not right.