February 7th, 2011

lots of planets have a south

Open Letter

Dear Neighbours to the North

You may notice that I have just gone and pruned your bottle brush and your hydrangeas all to buggery. The reason I have done this is that your bottle brush and/or one or more of your hydrangeas has just gone and pruned my car radio aerial all to buggery.

- The Grumpy Old Git to the South