April 1st, 2014

Dalek arse

This is approximated, because his accent was terrible

Sometimes, having an antique computer in the old study is worth it.
Ring ring, ring ring.


"Hello there. I'm from 35 Technical calling you about your computer."

"What about it?"

"You are running Windows."

"No, I'm running CP/M."


"I'm running CP/M."

"What does it stand for?"

"It's the operating system I run on my computer. It's an old computer."

"What's its full name?"

"It's CP/M-68K, running on a 1984 SORD M68."

"You don't have a computer. You're telling me a lie!"

Poor little scammer... not.