While travelling I also made the acquaintance, yet again, of the Mistress who controls every aspect of the lives of the friends I went up to annoy. I noticed that they had a number of photographs of the Mistress in unusual situations, some of which appeared eminently captionable. Here are three of them.
I have posted another photograph, similarly captioned, to ihasatardis.
Let me know where you want them dropped off, and I'll drop them off some time - or when you want to come around to pick them up, and I'll try to be in. (Currently I can be emailed at firstname.lastname@example.org - shouldn't be too hard to work out!)