So the World Cup is going to be held hereabouts in 2011. (The Rugby World Cup, i.e. the only one that matters down here). And Invercargill's managed to get hosting for two of the games. Argentina vs. Somebody To Be Decided - and Somebody to be Decided vs... Scotland.
I foresee the next two and a bit years are going to be wall to wall Scottish Heritage. Never mind that most of the locals haven't had much of a connection with Scotland for the last hundred years, at least.
I wonder if I can hire my heritage out to the highest bidder for a couple of years...
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