Seeing as I've gone a bit rusty with my writing (due to the "excitement" of the last six weeks or so) and need to get back into the right frame of mind so I can finish the story I started for last year's nanowrimo, I need to start off with something small. So... I've just pinched (and adapted slightly) this meme from paperandglass.
Name three stories you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
(The original had "fics" rather than "stories", but I am useless at writing fan fiction anyway... I find it much more difficult to write other people's characters than my own).